Today I put my hand in my backpack and felt a stress ball and I was like “oh? I have a stress ball?” and I squeezed it and it was a pear and it exploded and now I’m much more stressed than I was earlier :/
GET OFF MY LAWN
when you see someone with the same icon as you
new years resolutions:
- get skinny
- get hot
- get rich
Angelica summing up what having responsibilities really means.
it’s sad how no one loves me except for acne
trying to run away from my problems like
To think that 5894 days ago I was just sperm, I think I’ve come a long way
Never hang out with anyone who says “feminist” the same way Draco Malfoy says “mudblood”.
This is the best way to explain this.
never hang out with anyone who says “men” the same way malfoy says “mudblood” either
Never hang out with anyone who says anything like “mudblood”
unless it’s “vegetables”
i do bad things because i listen to music with swears
these girls made an album called ‘photo shoot and face masks’
shit i hate facebook
Is the girl in the rainbow socks even trying?